(I’m sorry this took so long. At least I’m finally through! Again, I apologize for spelling and grammar mistakes. I’m a poor, poor girl who doesn’t know squat about her own language.) 
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“I don’t know whether you’re crazy or--“

“Desperately in love? I’ve determined that it’s all the same.”
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“You know…” Raj just had to ask, “What if she’s on to something? What if Sheldon’s actually haunting his apartment?"
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(This is a re-post because I accidentally deleted chapter 2. Whose bright idea was it to put the DELETE button right next to the SAVE button?)

Title: Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt
Author: misskoum
Spoilers: Recent episodes.
Rating: PG-13 for mild language.
Word Count: 2300+
Disclaimer: I do not own The Big Bang Theory. Insert witticism here.

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Penny had to ask, “You still think he’s alive, though?”

“He’s somethin’,” Missy chuckled ruefully. “Maybe I jus’ need closure.” She glared at 4B.

“Leonard?”

“Yeah. He’s the one who killed my brother.”
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Penny opened her eyes. She found herself in Sheldon’s bed on her back. The sun shone bright through his window, casting its glaring brilliance over all the books on the shelves and the comics in their appropriate bins, playing off the plastic.

Penny squinted. She rolled over on her side and stifled a scream when she saw Sheldon lying next to her ( Read more... )

Penny plopped down on the couch and watched Sheldon think...watched his fingers curl in sync, twirling the barrel of his marker up and over his knuckles, catching the cap in his palm, only to reverse and begin again. He was surprisingly dexterous. And ambidextrous, switching hands, allowing the other to rest in the crook of his arm. Penny was ( Read more... )

He couldn’t. No, he shouldn’t.

To Hell with it.

Sheldon gauged the distance, leaned forward, and kissed her mouth.

HUGE thank you to yavie_namarie for the awesome beta! (First Beta Reader EVAR! So cool!) I can’t tell you how pleased I was to see so many corrections. So much room for improvement. I love it. Many blessings on your head. 
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Penny opened the door and pointed down the stairs. “Get in the car. I’m not playing the Honey-Do list crap with you. I’m not your maid.”

Sheldon lowered his gaze and followed her instructions so carefully and so slowly Penny was afraid he was dissipating. Or following the light. Or whatever. Sheldon scribbled another item for her to buy, his face ( Read more... )

“I swear to God--” (Penny cut him off before he could say something like, Swearing to God isn’t such a good idea. Trust me. I know.) "--I'm done with men. I'm switching teams."

“Teams?”

“Teams.”

“I don’t understand. Are you now Buddhist instead of Catholic?”  
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